OK Auntie Lil...where is the joke? All I see are truths about men and
women. Also, you have never been so honest as to admit these things
before...what in the world has come over you? Hope you get better soon!
;+) gotcha!
John
Lillian wrote:
>
> This one's for our male friends, happy laughing !
>
> > >
> > > Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> > > Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able to
> > > support you.
> > >
> > > Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> > > So they can stand closer to the sink.
> > >
> > > How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent?
> > > When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...........".
> > >
> > > Why do men pass more gas than women?
> > > Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
> > >
> > > Some mornings i wake up grouchy................and some mornings I let
> > her
> > > sleep.
> > >
> > > One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what? I got a set of golf clubs
> > for my
> > > wife".
> > > The other replies, "Great trade".
> > >
> > > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt
> > her.
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