>
> Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be
able to
> support you.
>
> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> So they can stand closer to the sink.
>
> How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent?
> When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...........".
>
> Why do men pass more gas than women?
> Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
>
> Some mornings i wake up grouchy................and some mornings
I let
her
> sleep.
>
> One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what? I got a set of
golf clubs
for my
> wife".
> The other replies, "Great trade".
>
> I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to
interrupt
her.
>
