- To: mol-cancer@lists.meds
- Subject: Re: JOKE ! BEWARE !
- From: Donna Jennings <firefly@islc.net>
- Date: Mon, 15 Jun 1998 21:14:59 -0400
- References: <3.0.3.32.19980609195933.0068c478@mailhost.cyberhighway.net>
> Body Parts:
> One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see
> which should be in charge:
>
> The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I
> should be in charge."
>
> The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we
> are,so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
>
> The hands said: "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move
> anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
>
> The stomach said: "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you.
> Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in
> charge."
>
> The legs said: "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere, so I'm the
> most important and I should be in charge."
>
> Then the rectum said: "I think I should be in charge."
>
> All the rest of the parts said: "YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't do
> anything! You're not as important as we surely are! You can't be in
> charge."
>
> So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were all wobbly,the
> stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery,
> and the brain was all cloudy.
>
> They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put
> the rectum in charge.
>
> The moral of the story?
>
> You don't have to be the most important to be in charge. Just an Asshole.
