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Cindy Crowe wrote:
Boy, John, you've done it now. Don't you know it's not wise to take on us MOLer women!!! Don't repeat me on this, but they were cute, anyway! cindy-----Original Message-----
From: John <lehnerj1@ix.netcom.com>
To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
Date: Monday, June 08, 1998 5:27 PM
Subject: [MOL] THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN AND WOMENJust a few trueisims for all to chew on this some what constipated New
York day...I expect fully to hear from Lillian and even Diana and Carla
upon their return!
God Bless you and help me!
John1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for
a $2 item that she doesn't want.2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him
a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try
to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men -- but married men are a
lot more willing to die.6. Any married man should forget his mistakes -- there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before
marriage & after marriage.
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