Great story! My next door neighbour and friend is a Minister so I pass
these type of jokes along to her. She loves them.
Christine
At 11:21 PM 31/05/98 -0400, you wrote:
>The Creation Story as told by a dog.
>>
>> On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
>> On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
>> On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially
>> the
>> horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
>> On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for
>> the
>> good of the dog.
>> On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or
>> might
>> not retrieve it.
>> On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog
>> healthy and
>> the man broke.
>> On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
>>
>http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/bs16
>>
>
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