John,
Eeep! I agree with most of this, but do you think its wise to
clue the ladies in?
Ross
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From: lehnerj1@ix.netcom.com [SMTP:lehnerj1@ix.netcom.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 1998 3:14 PM
To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
Cc: firefly@islc.net; blessu@worldnet.att.net; LINHILLIS@aol.com
Subject: [MOL] The Rules According to Man
Since Carla, Diana, and Lillian are all away right now, I thought I would
sneak this one in without running the risk of their comments and any
other damage they might otherwise inflict upon my person!! :+)
THE RULES ACCORDING TO MEN
Rule # 1 - Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible
in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven
days.
Rule # 2 - If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Rule # 3 - If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways,
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
other way.
Rule # 4 - It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us
take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule # 5 - Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we
know how pretty you are?
Rule # 6 - Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come
out.
Rule # 7 - You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you
want it done - not both.
Rule # 8 - Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
Rule # 9 - Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do
we.
Rule # 10 - Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their
right to complain about being stared at.
Rule # 11 - When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto
the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
Rule # 12 - When you ask us to make a decision, and we do, don't
question it. If you don't want to know, don't ask.
Now Les, Ross, Marty and all you other guys out there...we have to stick
together on this one!
God Bless.
John
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