> Dear John,
>
> Since I am a devout coward, I will, LOL, try to be a diplomat and
> agree with you and on the other hand passify the ladies by taking the
> 5th, not the booze, I mean the 5th ammendment, (will not respond as it
> will tend to incriminate me). rofl. This is one time John where my
> cowardess is showing. Have to keep the ladies happy too you know, but
> yet you are my Brother and I am looking up to your efforts of making
> people smile.
>
> God Bless
> marty
>
> lehnerj1@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>
>> Since Carla, Diana, and Lillian are all away right now, I thought I
>> would
>> sneak this one in without running the risk of their comments and any
>>
>> other damage they might otherwise inflict upon my person!! :+)
>>
>>
>> THE RULES ACCORDING TO MEN
>>
>> Rule # 1 - Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible
>>
>> in an argument. All comments become null and void after
>> seven
>> days.
>>
>> Rule # 2 - If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls,
>>
>> don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
>>
>> Rule # 3 - If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways,
>>
>> and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
>>
>> other way.
>>
>> Rule # 4 - It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us
>> take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
>>
>> Rule # 5 - Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we
>> know how pretty you are?
>>
>> Rule # 6 - Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come
>> out.
>>
>> Rule # 7 - You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you
>>
>> want it done - not both.
>>
>> Rule # 8 - Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
>> during commercials.
>>
>> Rule # 9 - Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither
>> do
>> we.
>>
>> Rule # 10 - Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose
>> their
>> right to complain about being stared at.
>>
>> Rule # 11 - When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto
>> the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not
>> necessary.
>>
>> Rule # 12 - When you ask us to make a decision, and we do, don't
>> question it. If you don't want to know, don't ask.
>>
>> Now Les, Ross, Marty and all you other guys out there...we have to
>> stick
>> together on this one!
>>
>> God Bless.
>> John
>> ----
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>> T
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