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-Subject: Oh Watch that Mouth!


>
>A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following
>exchange takes place.....
>
>The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
>
>Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
>
>Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
>
>Wife: "Oh Harry, you were going 80."
>
>[Man gives wife a dirty look.]
>
>Officer: "I will also give you a ticket for your broken taillight."
>
>Man:  "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight."
>
>Wife:  "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks."
>
>[Man gives wife another dirty look.]
>
>Officer:  "I will also give you a citation for not wearing your
>seatbelt."
>
>Man:  "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
>
>Wife:  "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."
>
>Man turns to his wife and yells, "Shut your damn mouth!"
>
>Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband always
>talk to you that way?'
>
>Wife:  "No, only when he's drunk."
>
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