Sally,
This is priceless! Thanks for the humor!
Love,
Jean
P.S. I hope things improve for Charlie. I will keep praying for him
On Fri, 22 May 1998 17:59:23 -0500 "Charlie T" <charliet@flash.net>
writes:
>
>-Subject: Oh Watch that Mouth!
>
>
>>
>>A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The
>following
>>exchange takes place.....
>>
>>The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
>>
>>Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
>>
>>Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
>>
>>Wife: "Oh Harry, you were going 80."
>>
>>[Man gives wife a dirty look.]
>>
>>Officer: "I will also give you a ticket for your broken taillight."
>>
>>Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight."
>>
>>Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks."
>>
>>[Man gives wife another dirty look.]
>>
>>Officer: "I will also give you a citation for not wearing your
>>seatbelt."
>>
>>Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
>>
>>Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."
>>
>>Man turns to his wife and yells, "Shut your damn mouth!"
>>
>>Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband always
>>talk to you that way?'
>>
>>Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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