Good Morning My FRiends,
HOpe this brings a smile to your face on this beautiful Fri morning.
God Bless
marty
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar
for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At
closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar; trip on the curb,
and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he
sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine
and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He
stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the
breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled
officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied,
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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