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THE RULES > >
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1. The Female always makes THE RULES. >
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2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. >
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3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. >
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4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, > she must
immediately change some of THE RULES. >
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5. The Female is never wrong. >
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6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a > flagrant
misunderstanding caused by something the Male > did or said wrong. >
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7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately > for
causing the misunderstanding. >
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8. The Female can change her mind at any time. >
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9. The Male must never change his mind without the > express,
written consent of The Female. >
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10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any >
time. >
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11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the > Female
wants him to be angry or upset. >
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12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male > know
whether she wants him to be angry or upset. >
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13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at > all
times. >
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14. At all times, what is important is what the Female > meant, not
what she said. > > >
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15. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he > must refer
to Rule #5 >
