Love it, but if we're going to do dumb blonde jokes, I have to mention
what Dolly Parton said when asked how she felt about them. She answered,
"Honey, they don't bother me a bit, 'cuz I know I'm not dumb, and I know
I'm not blonde!"
:-) Joicy
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>
> Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a
> redhead, and one's a blonde.
>
> The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks
> if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner
> shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..."
>
> Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and
> looks around. She escapes.
>
> The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks
> if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts,
> "Ready! ... Aim!!..."
>
> Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and
> looks around. She escapes.
>
> By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward
> and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and
> the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..."
>
> ...and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
>
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