Re: [MOL] Fwd: [Fwd: for ladies only: fun at the doctor] [08352] Medicine On Line

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Re: [MOL] Fwd: [Fwd: for ladies only: fun at the doctor]

I just loved this joke. I read it out loud to my sister and could not stop
laughing. ROTFLMAO.

At 04:30 PM 20/05/98 -0600, you wrote:
>    Boy, don't we know this is the truth?  have a good day.  Justine
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>From: Jamie Woods <>
>Subject: for ladies only:  fun at the doctor
>>Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to
>>worry.  By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the
>>exam, and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared
>>for the test.  And, best of all, you can do these simple practice
>>exercises right in your own home:
>>Exercise #1:  Freeze two metal bookends overnight.  Strip to the waist.
>>Invite a stranger into the room.  Press the bookends against one of your
>>breasts.  Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set an
>>appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.
>>Exercise #2:  Locate a large bench-type vise.  While standing in the
>>most uncomfortable up-right position you can manage, insert your most
>>sensitive breast between the squeeze plates.  Hold your breath. Tighten
>>down the handle on the vise until you are about to cry.  Make three more
>>turns on the handle, for good measure.
>>Exercise #3:  Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between
>>the door and the main box.  Have one of your strongest friends slam the
>>door shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
>>Hold that position for five seconds.  Repeat again in case the first
>>time wasn't effective enough.
>>Exercise #4:  Visit your garage at three in the morning when the
>>temperature of the floor is just perfect.  Take off all your warm
>>clothes and lay comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under
>>the rear tire of your family car.  Ask a friend to slowly back the car
>>up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled.  Turn over
>>and repeat for the other side.
>>Congratulations, now you will be properly prepared for your next

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