Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's
a
redhead, and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette
forward and the executioner asks
if she has any last requests. She
says no and the executioner
shouts, "Ready!...Aim!!
..."
Suddenly the brunette yells,
"EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and
looks
around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and
the executioner asks
if she has any last requests. She say no and
the executioner shouts,
"Ready! ... Aim!!..."
Suddenly
the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled
and
looks around. She escapes.
By now the blonde has it all
figured out. The guard brings her forward
and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She says no and
the executioner shouts, Ready! ...
Aim!! ..."
...and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
