Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's
a redhead, and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward
and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and
the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..."
Suddenly the
brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled
and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead
forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say
no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ...
Aim!!..."
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
By now the
blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the
executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the
executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..."
