Dear Sally,
thank you, I get great satisfaction and chuckles out of these ponders.
thank you so very much.
God Bless
marty
THINGS TO PONDER.......
>>>
>>>If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there
>>> is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
>>>
>>>If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
>>>
>>>If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
>>>it considered a hostage situation?
>>>
>>>Is there another word for synonym?
>>>
>>>Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
>>>
>>>When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
>>>
>>>Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
>>>
>>>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>>>
>>>What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating
>>>an endangered plant?
>>>
>>>If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
>>>
>>>Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
>>>
>>>Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
>>>will clean them?
>>>
>>>If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
>>>
>>>If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
>>>
>>>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>>>
>>>Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
>>>
>>>If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
>>>remain silent?
>>>
>>>Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
>>>
>>>How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
>>>
>>>Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
>>>
>>>Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>>>
>>>Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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