Marty,
I have to tell you that our family had a cat once that actually used the
toilet! We would walk by the bathroom & hear things and just know that
no human being was using the bathroom. When we looked in one day, there
was Herbert Hoover (the cat) using the toilet! Funny! And if you think
Herbert Hoover is a strange name for a cat, how about what I named my
little country kitten? Sir Pork Chops & Bacon Grease! He always had a
foul attitude and I often wondered if it had something to do with the
name I gave him! Turns out he had a tumor in his stomach & I lost him.
No pets at all now. Tom is allergic to pets. Although we did put
Michael's worms in the garage yesterday. I walked into the garage today
to get his worm box to collect another worm when I noticed a foul odor
emanating from his worm box and filling the entire garage. So that's
what worms smell like when they pass on to worm heaven?? By the way, the
worm we hoped to fetch was dead by the time we got back to it. Michael
isn't ever convinced of it, though, until he sees ants crawling all over
it. He told me that maybe I should have talked to the worm because he
"maybe was just thinking." And he told me to watch the worm while he
protected the worm from ants. He was true to his word - he tried to smush
an ant that appeared to be headed toward "his" worm.
-Jean
On Fri, 24 Apr 1998 07:55:01 -0700 Martin Auslander
<fitecancer@earthlink.net> writes:
>Dear Lil,
>
>Thank you dear lady, so very much. Very cute and brought a smile to
>this
>cat lovers face as I am looking at my little Ziggy, (our cat of 19
>years). Her meal on wheels has been me, that fat little thing.
>
>God Bless
>marty
>
>
>firefly wrote:
>>
>> A cat died of natural causes and goes to Heaven and meets the Lord.
>The
>> Lord says to the cat "you have lived a good life and if there is any
>way I
>> can make you comfortable here in heaven, just let me know". The cat
>says "
>> Lord, I lived a poor life, slept on hard floors:. "Say no more says
>the Lord
>> and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.
>>
>> A few days later six mice are killed in a farming accident and go to
>Heaven.
>> The Lord is there to great them with the same offer. The mice
>answer "all
>> of our lives we have been chased, by cats, dogs and even women with
>brooms,
>> do you think we could have roller skates?". "Ofcourse said the
>Lord".
>>
>> A week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing
>on his
>> pillow. Gently the Lord wakes the cat and ask "how are things going
>for
>> you?" "It's wonderful here said the cat and those Meels on Wheels
>you have
>> been sending by are the best.
>>
>> Your friend Lillian
>>
>>
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