Good joke, Lillian. I'd heard a variation of this joke in high school
and I got a good laugh out of it then, too.
-Jean
On Fri, 24 Apr 1998 02:40:36 -0400 "firefly" <firefly@islc.net> writes:
>A cat died of natural causes and goes to Heaven and meets the Lord.
>The
>Lord says to the cat "you have lived a good life and if there is any
>way I
>can make you comfortable here in heaven, just let me know". The cat
>says "
>Lord, I lived a poor life, slept on hard floors:. "Say no more says
>the Lord
>and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.
>
>A few days later six mice are killed in a farming accident and go to
>Heaven.
>The Lord is there to great them with the same offer. The mice answer
>"all
>of our lives we have been chased, by cats, dogs and even women with
>brooms,
>do you think we could have roller skates?". "Ofcourse said the Lord".
>
>A week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing
>on his
>pillow. Gently the Lord wakes the cat and ask "how are things going
>for
>you?" "It's wonderful here said the cat and those Meels on Wheels you
>have
>been sending by are the best.
>
>Your friend Lillian
>
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