A cat died of natural causes and goes to Heaven and meets the Lord. The
Lord says to the cat "you have lived a good life and if there is any way I
can make you comfortable here in heaven, just let me know". The cat says "
Lord, I lived a poor life, slept on hard floors:. "Say no more says the Lord
and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later six mice are killed in a farming accident and go to Heaven.
The Lord is there to great them with the same offer. The mice answer "all
of our lives we have been chased, by cats, dogs and even women with brooms,
do you think we could have roller skates?". "Ofcourse said the Lord".
A week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on his
pillow. Gently the Lord wakes the cat and ask "how are things going for
you?" "It's wonderful here said the cat and those Meels on Wheels you have
been sending by are the best.
Your friend Lillian
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