They were really good jokes Susan, thanks for sharing them, tell your friend
that lots of people needed a good laugh and thanks. Your friend, Lillian
-----Original Message-----
From: KatiesGma <KatiesGma@aol.com>
To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
Date: Wednesday, May 20, 1998 4:23 PM
Subject: Re: [MOL] KatiesGma/Susan
>A friend thought I could use a good laugh so she sent me these jokes. She
>sure hit the spot...
>
>* God made Adam & He rested. Then he made Eve. Since then -- No one's
>rested !
> - - - - -
>* Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn't talk about
>his Mother's cooking, and Eve couldn't mention all the men she
>could/should have married.
> - - - - -
>* A family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve.
>The Mother noticed the boy sitting on the bed feeling his ribs. She
>asked what he was doing.
> He said, "I counted these things 3 times now. Ma ! I think I'm
>having a wife."
> - - - - -
>* Speaking of ribs (I was). Guys, the next time your wife bests you in
>an argument. Look at her evenly & calmly say, "Ya know... sometimes I
>think I'd rather have my rib back.
> - - - - -
>* God was wise in making Adam first. Had He made Eve first, He'd still
>be "fixing things" Eve wanted changed in man.
>
> - - - - -
>* Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the apple on the tree that got
>us banished from Paradise. It was the pair on the ground.
> - - - - -
>* Just think. When Eve said she had nothing at all to wear -- She
>meant it !
> - - - - -
>* Could it be that God's not perfect after all ? The Jury's still out
>on whether Eve was God's second mistake.
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