Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man
were out playing golf one
day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a
long one. It landed
in the fairway but
rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly
Moses raised his club, the water parted
and it rolled to the other
side safe and
sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits
a nice long one directly toward the same
water trap. It landed
directly in the center
of the pond and kind of hovered over the
water. Jesus casually walked out on the
pond and chipped it up
onto the green.
The third guy gets up and sort of randomly
whacks
the ball. It heads out over the fence
and into oncoming traffic on a
nearby street.
It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree.
>From there it bounces onto the roof of a the
nearby shack and
rolls down into the gutter,
down drainage spout, out onto the fairway
and right toward the aforementioned pond.
On the way to the pond,
it hits a little stone
and bounces out over the water and onto a lily
pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very
large bullfrog jumped
up on the lily pad and
snatched the ball into his mouth.
Just
then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed
the frog and flew away. As
they passed over
the green, the frog squealed with fright and
dropped
the ball which bounced right into the
hole for a beautiful hole in
one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate
playing
with your Dad!!!"
