:Dear All
I'm sending this to you guys because John hasn't sent a dumb joke in
a few days. LOL
Diana
<<
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Johnstown wakes up
early and goes to their local church.
Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about
their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and
running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined
efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sits
calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy
is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.
Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"
The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"
The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
>>
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