Two ministers were out walking one day, enjoying the weather
when one asked the other "Do you ever have a problem with
your audience falling asleep?"
The other one chuckled, "Yes, I did at one time, but I've found
ways to deal with it."
"How is that?"
"Well, for example, I once mused in the middle of my sermon
that last night I'd slept with another man's daughter."
The other ministers eyes were open now--"you WHAT??"
And then he went on to explain that she was his wife.
They both chuckled. Weeks went by and the incident was
forgotten until one Sunday when the first minister noticed the
flies falling asleep and dropping off the cieling. Then he
remembered his minister friend's joke.
"You know" he said, "last night I slept with another man's
daughter..."
Everyone popped up in their seats--he had their attention
now!
His face became very, very red and he gulped..."I can't
remember what her name is."
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