>"Nun and the Cabbie"
>
>
>A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says
>in a small, high, voice, "Could you please take me to
>Times Square?" In a thick Brooklyn accent the cabbie
>initiates conversation, "Hey sista, that's kinda a long
>drive? You mind if we, like, chat? The nun says, "Why
>no my son, whatever is on your mind?" The cabbie, "About
>dis celibacy thing. Are you tellin me you never think
>about doin' it? The nun, "Why certainly, my son, the
>thought has crossed my mind a time or two. I am of weak
>human flesh you understand." The cabbie, "Well, woulda
>ever consider, you know, doin' it?" The nun, "Well,
>I suppose under certain conditions, in a very unique
>circumstance, I might consider it.
>
>The cabbie, "Well what would dose conditions happen
>to be?" The nun, "Well, he'd have to be Catholic, unmarried
>and well, certainly, he could have no children." The
>cabbie, "Well, sista, today is your lucky day. I am
>all three. Why don't youse come on up here...I won't
>even make you really break your vows. All you gotta
>do is go down on me."
>
>The nun looks around....they are awfully far away from
>where anyone would recognize her....at the next light
>she gets into the front with the driver. By the next
>light, the nun is getting back into the rear of the
>cab, and the cabbie is smiling from ear to ear.
>
>As she settles in, the nun hears the cabbie begin to
>laugh. The nun inquires, "Why, my son, what is so humorous?"
>The cabbie sneers, "Sista, I got ya. I'm Protestant,
>I'm married, and I got four kids. And from the back
>of the cab comes the nun's low voiced response, "Yeah,
>well my name's Steven and I'm on my way to a costume
>party."
>
>
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