Carla, forwarded this joke to a friend who dates a lawyer as well as
anyother lawyer jokes I find (the 12x married bride). We had dinner with
them yesterday at a posh Italian place and my daughter met him for the
first time. Later, as we headed for home, she asked what he did for a
living. I said Jim was a lawyer. "Oh, she remarked, that explains the car!"
At 06:08 AM 5/2/98 -0700, you wrote:
>Dear Carla,
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>Oy, Oy, a lawyer in heaven, Oy. :) very very funny, thank you.
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>God Bless
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>marty
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>ken naehring wrote:
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>> On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a
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>> fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven`s gate
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>> waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wonder if
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>> they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up
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>> and they ask him.
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>> St. Peter says, "I don`t know, this is the first time anyone has ever
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>> asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.
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>> The couple sits for a couple of months and begins to wonder if they
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>> really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of
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>> it all. "What if it doesn`t work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck
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>> together forever?"
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>> St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat
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>> bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, " You can get married in
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>> Heaven."
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>> "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don`t work out? Could we
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>> also get a divorce in Heaven?"
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>> St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
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>> "What`s wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple.
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>> "Come on!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a
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>> priest up here. Do you have any idea how long it`s going to take for
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>> me to find a lawyer!?"
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