Oh MY LILLIAN!!!!!
That was a hoot! ROTFLMAO
sylvia
firefly wrote:
>
> >"Nun and the Cabbie"
> >
> >
> >A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says
> >in a small, high, voice, "Could you please take me to
> >Times Square?" In a thick Brooklyn accent the cabbie
> >initiates conversation, "Hey sista, that's kinda a long
> >drive? You mind if we, like, chat? The nun says, "Why
> >no my son, whatever is on your mind?" The cabbie, "About
> >dis celibacy thing. Are you tellin me you never think
> >about doin' it? The nun, "Why certainly, my son, the
> >thought has crossed my mind a time or two. I am of weak
> >human flesh you understand." The cabbie, "Well, woulda
> >ever consider, you know, doin' it?" The nun, "Well,
> >I suppose under certain conditions, in a very unique
> >circumstance, I might consider it.
> >
> >The cabbie, "Well what would dose conditions happen
> >to be?" The nun, "Well, he'd have to be Catholic, unmarried
> >and well, certainly, he could have no children." The
> >cabbie, "Well, sista, today is your lucky day. I am
> >all three. Why don't youse come on up here...I won't
> >even make you really break your vows. All you gotta
> >do is go down on me."
> >
> >The nun looks around....they are awfully far away from
> >where anyone would recognize her....at the next light
> >she gets into the front with the driver. By the next
> >light, the nun is getting back into the rear of the
> >cab, and the cabbie is smiling from ear to ear.
> >
> >As she settles in, the nun hears the cabbie begin to
> >laugh. The nun inquires, "Why, my son, what is so humorous?"
> >The cabbie sneers, "Sista, I got ya. I'm Protestant,
> >I'm married, and I got four kids. And from the back
> >of the cab comes the nun's low voiced response, "Yeah,
> >well my name's Steven and I'm on my way to a costume
> >party."
> >
> >
>
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