Hey sweet bug....that was a great one ROTFLMAO &L&L&L. sylvia
firefly wrote:
>
> A little girl and her mother were spending a day together. The girl, out of
> the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, how old are you?"
> The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn
> this as you get older.
> The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
> Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about.
> You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
> The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then asked, "Mommy, Why did
> you and Daddy get a divorce?"
> The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a
> subject that makes me sad, and I don't want to talk about it now."
> Later while at a friend's house the little girl asks her girlfriend about
> her conversation with her mother. The girlfriend explains, "All you have to
> do is peek at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card
> from school. It tells you everything."
> Later, the little girl and her mother are together when the little girl
> states, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
> The mother is very surprised, and asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
> The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you
> weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
> "Where did you learn that?"
> The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a
> divorce. You got an "F" in sex."
>
> Your friend Lillian
>
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