Hey, Lillian,
As a preacher myself, I'm really enjoying your jokes today! I was
particularly tickled by this donkey joke, as (I confess), my brother is
an artist who has designed a a calendar series along this theme! (maybe
this will end up as the year 2000 theme -- I forwarded a copy) You can
check it out at:
http://members.aol.com/jjackass/
Blessings, dear lady,
Joicy
The Preacher's Donkey
>
> A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and being told there
> was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase one and enter it
> in the race. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses
> was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
>
> He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter
> it in the race. To his surprise the donkey came in third. The next day
> the Racing Form carried this headline:
>
> PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS
>
> The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
> race again. This time it won. The Form Read:
>
> PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
>
> The Bishop was so upset with that kind of publicity that he ordered
> the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper
> printed this headline:
>
> BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS
>
> This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the preacher to
> get rid of the animal. The preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a
> nearby convent. The headline the next day read:
>
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
>
> The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose
> of the donkey, and she finally found a farmer who was willing to buy
> it for $10.00. The paper stated:
>
> NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS
>
> They buried the Bishop the next day.
>
>
>
>
>
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