Re: [MOL] A funny from one of my diet buddies [05946] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] A funny from one of my diet buddies



Jean, that was a great joke about the mom and child in the store, your
friend, Lillian


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From: Thomas A Johnson <jtjohnson@juno.com>
To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>;
anniejohnson@juno.com <anniejohnson@juno.com>
Date: Monday, May 11, 1998 3:59 PM
Subject: [MOL] A funny from one of my diet buddies


>A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl
>in her basket.  As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked
>for cookies and her mother told her no. The little girl immediately
>began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly,
>"Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't
>be upset. It won't be long."
>
>Soon they came to the candy aisle, and the little girl began to shout
>for candy. And when told she couldn't have any, began to cry. The mother
>said,
>"There, there, Monica, don't cry--only two more aisles to go, and then
>we'll be checking out."
>
>When they got to the check-out stand, the little girls immediately began
>to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering
>there'd be no gum purchased. The motherpatiently said,
>"Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you
>can go home and have a nice nap."
>
>The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to
>compliment her.
>"I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica,"
>he began.
>
>Whereupon the mother said,
>"I'm Monica -- my little girl's name is Tammy."
>
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