My Dear Friends...thought you may enjoy this.. now I hope it doesn't
insult anyone...this is just in fun. Times sure are changing aren't
they?
God Bless
marty
> With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs
> oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society ...
> DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
> caused
> 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
compared
> to
> a control group of 0.2 percent.
> PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
> actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
> CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to
> perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little
> accidents."
> COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
> administered
> this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being
> tested
> to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
> BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to
buy
> their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for
only
> two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a
> period
> longer than your favorites store's return limit.'
> NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
> undergoing
> clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
> NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to
> turn
> off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
> FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases
back
> into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car
> rides.
> FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with
> O.F.D.
> (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
> PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
test
> group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other
> people.
> Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into "special
> prosecutors."
> LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked
> about
> their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and
> Presidential
> Strength versions.
>
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