[MOL] A Viagra Joke [05904] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] A Viagra Joke



My Dear Friends...thought you may enjoy this.. now I hope it doesn't

insult anyone...this is just in fun.  Times sure are changing aren't

they?



God Bless

marty





> With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs

> oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society ...

> DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips

> caused

> 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,

compared

> to

> a control group of 0.2 percent.

> PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to

> actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

> CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to

> perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little

> accidents."

> COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men

> administered

> this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being

> tested

> to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

> BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to

buy

> their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for

only

> two days.  Still to be seen:  whether the drug can be continued for a

> period

> longer than your favorites store's return limit.'

> NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.  Currently

> undergoing

> clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

> NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to

> turn

> off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

> FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases

back

> into food solids.  Special bonus:  Dosage can be doubled for long car

> rides.

> FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with

> O.F.D.

> (Open Fly Disorder).  Especially useful for men on Viagra.

> PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the

test

> group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other

> people.

> Note:  Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into "special

> prosecutors."

> LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked

> about

> their sexual affairs.  Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and

> Presidential

> Strength versions.

>

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