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Joicy:  I had forgotten that you were a minister, or I might have not sent
that joke.  It is not that I am not interested in what you do; it's just
that my memory is most short; but it worked out fine in the end.  WHEEW!
Went to your brothers site and enjoyed it, infact I got as much laugh out of
his site as I did the joke.  Oh, how I love creative people.  How have you
been?  Where are you on your inspirational book?  I am working on the
wellness plan with Marty, we are presently on Spirituality.  I thought start
off easy, that would be a snap to me.  Well my arrogance got the best of me
and sure enough I discovered two area's I must work very hard on.  It never
ends for us lowly souls.....your friend, Lillian
-----Original Message-----
From: Joicy Becker-Richards <joicy@erols.com>
To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
Date: Monday, May 11, 1998 10:49 PM
Subject: Re: [MOL] JOKE !


>Hey, Lillian,
>
>As a preacher myself, I'm really enjoying your jokes today! I was
>particularly tickled by this donkey joke, as (I confess), my brother is
>an artist who has designed a a calendar series along this theme! (maybe
>this will end up as the year 2000 theme -- I forwarded a copy) You can
>check it out at:
>
>http://members.aol.com/jjackass/
>
>Blessings, dear lady,
>Joicy
>
>
>                  The Preacher's Donkey
>>
>> A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and being told there
>> was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase one and enter it
>> in the race. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses
>> was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
>>
>> He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter
>> it in the race. To his surprise the donkey came in third. The next day
>> the Racing Form carried this headline:
>>
>>                          PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS
>>
>> The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
>> race again. This time it won. The Form Read:
>>
>>                       PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
>>
>> The Bishop was so upset with that kind of publicity that he ordered
>> the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper
>> printed this headline:
>>
>>                     BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS
>>
>> This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the preacher to
>> get rid of the animal. The preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a
>> nearby convent. The headline the next day read:
>>
>>                        NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
>>
>> The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose
>> of the donkey, and she finally found a farmer who was willing to buy
>> it for $10.00. The paper stated:
>>
>>                      NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS
>>
>> They buried the Bishop the next day.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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