aaahhhhhh Ross: That was a good joke!
-----Original Message-----
From: Ross Ylitalo <raylital@mtu.edu>
To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
Date: Saturday, April 04, 1998 12:03 AM
Subject: [MOL] Humor: Old Folks are Worth A Fortune
> Old Folks Are Worth A Fortune
>
>With silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys,
>lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs.
>
>I have become a lot more social with the passing of the years; some might
>even call me a frivolous old gal. I'm seeing five gentlemen every day.
>
>As soon as I wake, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go see John.
>Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of my
>time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the
rest
>of the day. (He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me
>from joint to joint.) After such a busy day, I'm really tied and glad to go
>to bed - with Ben Gay. What a life!
>
>PS: The preacher came to call the other day. He said that at my age, I
>should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him I do - all the time. No
>matter where I am - in the parlor, upstairs in the kitchen or down in the
>basement - I ask myself, "Now, what am I here after?"
>
>
>
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