lehnerj1@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>
> My Dear Friends,
>
> In keeping with the battle of the sexes, I thought you would enjoy this
> one...remember ladies, its not to late to ask your husband to try them on
> :-)
>
> Keep Smiling
> John
>
> The newlyweds were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As
> they undressed for bed, the big, burly husband tossed his pants to his
> bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was
> twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's
> right," said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man and I
> wear the pants in this family!"
>
> With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He
> tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his knee cap.
> "Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties."
> "That's right," she said, "and that's the way it's going to be until your
> attitude changes!"
Dear John,
That's a good one! Works for me.
Mary Lou
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