A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St.
Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says "I'm not very
busy today, why don't you let me show you around?"
The guy
thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter
shows him all the sights, the golf course, the reading room and library, the
observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room full
of clocks.
The guy asks, "What's up with these
clocks?"
St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock
that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of
time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged."
The
guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going
faster than others. He asks why is that?
St. Peter explains, "Every
time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock."
This
also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before
leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock,
both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, "What's
the story with that clock?"
"Oh, that," St. Peter
replies, "That's Bill Clinton's clock. We
decided to use it as a
fan."
