Lillian as always you come up with just the right words to make us feel good.
I will do as you suggested when I get up. Thanks for always being there for
all of us., but for most of all always being a friend with very large
shoulders.
Charlie, I will never be able to even come close to telling a joke like you
can. Where do you find them? Was told this one at work tonight and just had to
let you hear it.
Susan was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a
hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being
jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the
newspaper. She wrote:
"Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is
excellent in bed."
Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one
day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door.
She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man
in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
He said, "I am the man of your dreams!"
She was baffled. She said, "Excuse me."
"I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for
you. I have no arms so I can't beat you. I have no legs so I can never
leave you."
"But are you good in bed?", she asked.
He replied, "How do you think I knocked on the door?!"
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