I had a great laugh over this one, I believe I'll hang it up with my
other clippings I like my husband to remember - i.e. Lorena Bobbet
articles, etc.
Amanda
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> From: LINHILLIS@aol.com
> Reply To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
> Sent: Saturday, February 7, 1998 10:31 PM
> To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
> Subject: [MOL] Re: men wrote the rules
>
> Dear all
>
> Does this sound REAL?
> Hugs
> Diana
>
>
>
> <<
> IF MEN WERE TO REWRITE THE RULES
>
> Rule # 1 - Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible
> in
> an argument. All comments become null and void after seven
> days.
> Rule # 2 - If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls,
> don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
> Rule # 3 - If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways,
> and
> one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other
> way.
> Rule # 4 - It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us
> take
> those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
> Rule # 5 - Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we
> know
> how pretty you are?
> Rule # 6 - Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come
> out.
> Rule # 7 - You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you
> want
> it done - not both.
> Rule # 8 - Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
> during
> commercials.
> Rule # 9 - Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do
> we.
> Rule # 10 - Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their
> right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
> Rule # 11 - When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto
> the
> off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
> Rule # 12 - Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
> >>
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