Yes, Carla, that was very funny. I'll have to send that one on to other
friends and family. Traci
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> From: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
> To: TheSperrys
> Subject: [MOL] substitute Joke of the day
> Date: Friday, January 23, 1998 12:23 AM
>
> I guess my jokes must not be very exciting as everyone says nothing...
leading me to believe they are bad, but my self esteem is still in tact and
I will send you another one. While I realize that I am no substitue for
Marty... one of these might make you laugh one day before he returns...
Remember, laughter is good for all of us..... Love you friends Carla
>
> Before the Beginning
>
> One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to
God.
>
> "Lord, I have a problem."
>
> "What's the problem, Adam?", God replies.
>
> "Lord, I know You created me and have provided for me and surrounded me
with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just
not happy."
>
> "Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply from the heavens.
>
> "Lord, I know You created this place for me, with all this lovely food
and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."
>
> "Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
woman for you."
>
> "What's a 'woman', Lord?"
>
> "This woman will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and
beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she
can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive
and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy.
Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will
unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the
perfect companion for you," replies the heavenly voice.
>
> "Sounds great."
>
> "She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."
>
> "How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies.
>
> "She'll cost you an arm and a leg."
>
> Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern
on his face. Finally Adam says to God, "Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?"
>
>
>
>
>
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