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Marty: Who could be offended? I think it's probably true! LOL I told Norman about it, and he agrees wholeheartedly. Love, Kathy
-----Original Message-----
From: Martin Auslander [SMTP:fitecancer@earthlink.net]
Sent: Tuesday, December 29, 1998 6:50 AM
To: Medical On Line Forum
Subject: [MOL] A Little JOke From Me
Good Morning My FRiends,
HOpe no one takes offense to my mentioning God as I know that God would
smile at this too and hope no one takes offense as an animal lover, for
we love animals and God deeply. This is just a joke and hope you get a
chuckle out of this. Have a great day.
God Bless
marty auslander
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially
the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for
the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or
might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy
and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
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