I just had to give this one to my husband, that's the way he felt about
snow. I loved it. Thanks!
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> Subject: [MOL] RE: Snow Predicted>>>HO>HO>HO>>>>>>>..
> Date: Saturday, December 26, 1998 10:52 PM
>
> >A WISH FOR SNOW
> >
> >December 8. 6:00PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
> the
> >wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching
the
> >huge soft flakes drift down from Heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses
> Print.
> >So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love Snow.
> >
> >What a fantastic sight. Can there be a more lovely place in the whole
> world?
> >Moving here was the best idea I have ever had. Shoveled snow for the
first
> >time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and OLU
> >sidewalks. This afternoon the Snowplow came along and covered up the
> sidewalks
> >and closed in the driveway so I got to shovel again. What a perfect
life,
> >
> >December 9: We awoke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
covering
> >every inch of the landscape.
> >
> >December 12: The sun has melted all the lovely snow. Such a
> disappointment.
> >My neighbor tells me not to worry we will definitely have a WHITE
> CHRISTMAS.
> >No snow on Christmas would be terrible. Bob says well have so much snow
by
> the
> >end of the winter that I will never want to see snow again. I don't
think
> that
> >is possible. Bob is such a nice man. I'm glad he's our neighbor.
> >
> >December 14: Snow, lovely Snow. 8" last night. The temperature dropped
> to -20
> >degrees. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath
> away,
> >but I warmed up shoveling the sidewalks and driveway. This is the life.
The
> >Snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't
> >realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling but I will
certainly
> get
> >back into excellent shape this way. I just wish I wouldn't huff and puff
so
> >much.
> >
> >December 15: 20 inches of snow forecast. Sold my Van and bought a 4X4
> Blazer.
> >Bought snow-tires for the wife's car and two extra snow shovels. Stocked
> the
> >freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity fails. 1
think
> >that is silly. We aren't in Alaska after all.
> >
> >December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the
> driveway
> >putting down salt to keep from falling. The wife laughed for an hour,
which
> I
> >think was pretty cruel.
> >
> >December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads to icy to go anywhere.
> >Electricity was off for over 5 hours. I had to pile on the blankets to
keep
> >from freezing. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to
irritate
> >her. Guess I should have bought a wood stove, but wont admit it to her.
God
> 1
> >hate it when she is right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my
own
> >living room.
> >
> >December 20: Electricity is back on ,but had another I 4inches of the
> dammed
> >stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddam Snowplow came by
> twice.
> >Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they all said were to busy
> playing
> >hockey. I think they are lying. Called the only hardware store around to
> see
> >about buying a Snowblower and they are all out. Might get another
shipment
> in
> >March. 1 think they are lying. Neighbor Bob say's I have to shovel or
the
> City
> >will do it and bill me .1 think he is lying.
> >
> >December 22: Bob was right about a White Christmas because 13 more
inches
> of
> >the white shit fell today. It's so damn cold it probably won't melt till
> >August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out and shovel
and
> then
> >I had to Piss. By the time I got undressed and pissed and got dressed
again
> I
> >was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck
for
> the
> >rest of the winter, but he say's he's to busy. I think the asshole is
> lying.
> >
> >December 23: Only 2 inches of snow today and it warmed up to 0. The wife
> >wanted me to decorate the house this morning. What the Hell, is she
Nuts???
> >Why didn't she ask me to do that a month ago? She said she did but 1
think
> she
> >is damn well lying.
> >
> >December 24: 6 inches of snow and packed so hard by the snowplow I broke
my
> >shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of
a
> >bitch that drives the snowplow I'll drag him thru the snow by his Balls.
I
> >know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and
> then
> >he comes down the street at 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over
> where I
> >have just shoveled. Tonite the wife wanted me to sing Christmas Carols
with
> >her and open our presents, but I was to busy watching for that goddam
> >snowplow.
> >
> >December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the #Q.!;)*&<~~:~)*A%+#$
> slop
> >tonite. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate
> the
> >snow. Then the Snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit
him
> >over the head with my shovel. The w-ife say's I have a bad attitude. I
> think
> >she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time
I
> am
> >going to kill her.
> >
> >December 26: Still snowed in. Why in the hell did I ever move here? It
was
> all
> >HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
> >
> >December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 below and the pipes froze.
> >December 28: Warmed up to above - 20. Still snowed in. the BITCH is
driving
> me
> >crazy
> >
> >December 29: 10 more inches. Bob say's I have to shovel the roof or it
> could
> >cave in. -Now that is the silliest thing I have ever heard. How dumb
does
> he
> >think l am?
> >
> >December 30: Roof caved in. The snowplow dnver is suing me for a million
>
> >dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her Mother. 9
> inches
> >predicted.
> >
> >December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
> >
> >January 8:1 feel so good. I just love those little white pills they
keel)
> >giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
> >
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