The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a modern shopping mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy
asked his father, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen
an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were
watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them and into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched small circles of light with numbers above the wall
light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse
direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman
stepped out.
The father said: “Son, go get your Mother."
Have a great day all.
God Bless
marty
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