Kathy, you cheated, you were not to get help on this. Hear that Santa,
this is one wild one, cheats also.....lillian
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> From: jerry corrigan <justbear@email.msn.com>
> To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
> Subject: Re: [MOL] Joke !
> Date: Saturday, December 19, 1998 12:14 PM
>
> Hi, Lil: It does sound like an Italian dish, doesn't it? A pastry
stuffed
> with something -- right? Wrong! My husband says its a machine that
smooths
> out hockey rinks! Kathy
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Lillian Jennings <Firefly@islc.net>
> To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
> Date: Saturday, December 19, 1998 9:30 AM
> Subject: Re: [MOL] Joke !
>
>
> >I feel like I am on Hollywood Squares, A Zamboni is an Italian dish, do
you
> >agree or disagree? LOL! Beats me pal....your friend, lillian
> >
> >----------
> >> From: jerry corrigan <justbear@email.msn.com>
> >> To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
> >> Subject: Re: [MOL] Joke !
> >> Date: Saturday, December 19, 1998 10:29 AM
> >>
> >> Lillian: That's cute, but what's a zamboni? A snow plow? Kathy
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: Lillian Jennings <Firefly@islc.net>
> >> To: mol cancer <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
> >> Date: Friday, December 18, 1998 8:01 PM
> >> Subject: [MOL] Joke !
> >>
> >>
> >> >> HOW TO KNOW IF YOU'RE FROM NORTHERN ONTARIO
> >> >> -------------------------------------------
> >> >>
> >> >> YOU'RE FROM NORTHERN ONTARIO WHEN...
> >> >>
> >> >> * you only own three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup
> >> >>
> >> >> * you design your Halloween costumes to fit over snow suits
> >> >>
> >> >> * the mosquitoes have landing lights
> >> >>
> >> >> * you have more miles on your snow blower than your car
> >> >>
> >> >> * you have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat
> >> >>
> >> >> * you thought "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary
> >> >>
> >> >> * you live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one
> >> >> metre above the ground
> >> >>
> >> >> * driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled
with
> >> >> snow
> >> >>
> >> >> * you think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with
> >> >> only 8 buttons
> >> >>
> >> >> * you owe more money on your snowmobile than your car
> >> >>
> >> >> * the most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun
> >> >>
> >> >> * your snow blower gets stuck on the roof
> >> >>
> >> >> * you think the start of moose season is a national holiday
> >> >>
> >> >> * you frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't
> >> >> prowl on your deck
> >> >>
> >> >> * you know which leaves make good toilet paper
> >> >>
> >> >> * the municipality owns a zamboni but not a bus
> >> >>
> >> >> * the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer
> >> >>
> >> >> * you know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Not Winter and
> >> >> Almost Winter
> >> >>
> >> >> * you can play road hockey on skates
> >> >>
> >> >>
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> >> >>
> >> >> A pastor of a church who was previously a sailor, was very aware
that
> >> >> ships are addressed as "she"; and "her". He often wondered what
> >gender
> >> >> computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up
two
> >> >> groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and
the
> >> >> second of men.
> >> >>
> >> >> Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be
referred
> >> >> to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked
to
> >> >> give 4 reasons for their recommendation.
> >> >>
> >> >> The group of women reported that the computers should be referred
to
> >in
> >> >> the masculine gender because:
> >> >> 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
> >> >> 2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
> >> >> 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
> >> >> they are the problem.
> >> >> 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had
waited
> >a
> >> >> little longer, you could have had a better model.
> >> >>
> >> >> The men, on the other hand, concluded that computers should be
> >referred
> >> >> to in the feminine gender because:
> >> >>
> >> >> 1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
> >> >> 2. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers
> >is
> >> >> incomprehensible to everyone else.
> >> >> 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
> >> >> later retrieval.
> >> >> 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
> >spending
> >> >> half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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