FINE WINE
Woman's Quote of the Day:
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out
like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature
into something you'd like to have dinner with."
Man's Quote of the Day:
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out
fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and
then turn full-bodied with age until they go all
sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
TIRED HORSE
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a
beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who
owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched
his gun belt, and said, "I do ... Why?" The cowboy looked at the
Lone
Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse
is
about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure
enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger
got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little
better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want
you
to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to
make him start to feeling better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and
took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to
the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy
struts
into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The
Lone
Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do. What's wrong with him this
time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, ...
(SCROLL DOWN)
(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?)
(HERE IT COMES!)
(DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!)
"Nothing -- but you left your Injun runnin'."
