Beware!! someone just sent me a whole list of
blonde jokes.... Tell me, how long will one of my favorite blondes be
gone?? LOL!! You get these off, before she gets
home...okay??!!
Blondie Jokes
Why don't blondes like making
Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little
envelope.
How do you keep your
blonde secretary occupied?
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to
alphabetize them.
What do you call it when a
blonde drives down the street with her head out the
window?...................Refueling.
Why can't blondes take
coffee breaks?
They're too hard to
retrain.
Why can't blondes be
pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle in the
typewriter.
What's the definition of
eternity?
Four blondes at a Four-way
stop.
Why do Blondes have TGIF
on their shirts?
This Goes In front.
Two blondes were in a parking lot
trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes
with a coat hanger. They
tried and tried to get the door open, but they
couldn't. The girl with
the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her
breath, and her friend
said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and
the top is
down."
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took
her a month to realize she could play it at
night.
What happened to the
blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring
training.
What did the blonde say
when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! they spelled
MACYS wrong.
Why do blondes like
lightning?
They think someone is taking their
picture.
A blonde woman competed
with a brunette woman and a redheaded
woman in the Breast Stroke division
of an English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first, the
redhead second. The blonde woman finally
reached shore completely
exhausted. After being revived with blankets and
coffee she remarked,
"I don't want to complain, but I think those other two
girls
used their
arms.
