Beware!! someone just sent me a whole list of blonde
jokes.... Tell me, how long will one of my favorite blondes be gone??
LOL!! You get these off, before she gets home...okay??!!
Blondie Jokes Why don't blondes like making
Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little
envelope.
How do you keep your blonde
secretary occupied? Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize
them.
What do you call it when a
blonde drives down the street with her head out the
window?...................Refueling.
Why can't blondes take coffee
breaks? They're too hard to
retrain.
Why can't blondes be
pharmacists? They can't get the bottle in the
typewriter.
What's the definition of
eternity? Four blondes at a Four-way
stop.
Why do Blondes have TGIF on
their shirts? This Goes In front. Two blondes were in a parking lot
trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried
and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat
hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said
anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is
down."
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a
month to realize she could play it at
night.
What happened to the blonde
ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring
training.
What did the blonde say when
she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACYS
wrong.
Why do blondes like
lightning? They think someone is taking their
picture.
A blonde woman competed with a
brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an
English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead
second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I
don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their
arms.
