[MOL] [Fwd: Fwd: Wall Wisdom, Funny stuff!] [03468] Medicine On Line

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Funnies for Monday.
love, sylvia

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Enjoy,  Lee

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These are great!

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In a message dated 11/23/98 8:42:52 PM Central Standard Time, Lizabethto
writes:

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 The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
 * Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
 
 Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
 * Men's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
 
 Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
 * Rest stop off Route 81.  West Virginia.
 
 Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
 
 No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
 of putting up with her shit.
 * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
 
 To do is to be. -Descartes
 To be is to do. -Voltaire
 Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
 * Men's rest room, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona
 
 At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
 * Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona
 
 It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
 * Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona
 
 Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
 * Women's rest room, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
 
 God is dead.  -Nietzsche
 Nietzsche is dead.  -God
 * The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.
 
 If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
 * Revolution Books, New York, New York
 
 A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're
 going to have trouble with it.
 * Women's rest room, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
 
 You're too good for him.
 * Sign over mirror in Women's rest room, Ed Debevic's,  Beverly Hills, CA.
 
 No wonder you always go home alone.
 * Sign over mirror in Men's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
 
 Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber.
 * On a condom dispenser in a bar in Winnipeg, Manitoba >>

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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
* Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
* Men's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
* Rest stop off Route 81.  West Virginia.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
* Men's rest room, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
* Women's rest room, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

God is dead.  -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead.  -God
* The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books, New York, New York

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're
going to have trouble with it.
* Women's rest room, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

You're too good for him.
* Sign over mirror in Women's rest room, Ed Debevic's,  Beverly Hills, CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
* Sign over mirror in Men's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber.
* On a condom dispenser in a bar in Winnipeg, Manitoba
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