1) The early bird gets the worm, but the
second mouse gets the cheese. 2) I intend to live forever. So far, so
good. 3) I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. 4) If
Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 5) Support bacteria
- they're the only culture some people have. 6) When everything's coming your
way, you're in the wrong lane. 7) When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind
gets pretty crowded. 8) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have
film. 9) If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? 10) Who is General
Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? 11) What happens if you get
scared half to death twice? 13) Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with
battery. 14) I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. 15) I
couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 16) Shin: A device
for finding furniture in the dark. 17) How do you tell when you run out of
invisible ink? 18) Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them. 19)
Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor. 20) Why do psychics have to ask
you for your name? 21) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened.
Small stain. 22) OK, so what's the speed of dark? 23) All those who
believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
