>> " Clinton's Testimony" by Dr.
Seuss >> > > >> >> > >
>> I did not do it in a car >> > >
>> I did not do it in a bar >> > >
>> >> > > >> I did not do it in the
dark >> > > >> I did not do it in the park
>> > > >> >> > > >> I did not do
it on a date >> > > >> I did not ever
fornicate >> > > >> >> > >
>> I did not do it at a dance >> > > >>
I did not do it in her pants >> > > >>
>> > > >> I did not get beyond first base
>> > > >> I did not do it in her face >>
> > >> >> > > >> I never did it in
a bed >> > > >> If you think that, you've been
misled >> > > >> >> > >
>> I did not do it with a groan >> > > >> I
did not do it on the phone >> > > >>
>> > > >> I did not cause her dress to stain
>> > > >> I never boinked Saddam Hussein >>
> > >> >> > > >> I did not do it
with a whip >> > > >> I never fondled Linda
Tripp >> > > >> >> > >
>> I never acted really silly >> > > >>
With volunteers like Kathleen Willey >> > >
>> >> > > >> There was one time, with Margaret
Thatcher >> > > >> I chased her 'round, but could
not catch her >> > > >> >> > >
>> No kinky stuff, not on your life >> > > >>
I wouldn't, even with my wife >> > > >>
>> > > >> And Gennifer Flowers' tale of woes
>> > > >> Was paid for by my right-wing foes
>> > > >> >> > > >> And Paula
Jones, and those State Troopers >> > > >> Are just a
bunch of party poopers >> > > >> >>
> > >> I did not ask my friends to lie >> > >
>> I did not hang them out to dry >> > >
>> >> > > >> I did not do it last
November >> > > >> But if I did, I don't
remember >> > > >> >> > >
>> did not do it in the hall >> > > >> I
could have, but I don't recall >> > > >>
>> > > >> I never did it in my study >> >
> >> I never did it with my dog, Buddy >> > >
>> >> > > >> I never did it to Sox, the
cat >> > > >> I might have-once-with
Arafat >> > > >> >> > >
>> I never did it in a hurry >> > >
>> I never groped Ms. Betty Currie >> > >
>> >> > > >> There was no sex at
Arlington >> > > >> There was no sex on Air Force
One >> > > >> >> > >
>> I might have copped a little feel >> > >
>> And then endeavored to conceal >> > >
>> >> > > >> But never did these things so
lewd >> > > >> At least, not ever in the
nude >> > > >> >> > > >>
These things to which I have confessed >> > > >>
They do not count, if we stayed dressed >> > >
>> >> > > >> It never happened with
cigar >> > > >> I never dated Mrs. Starr
>> > > >> >> > > >> I did not know
this little sin >> > > >> Would be retold on
CNN >> > > >> >> > > >>
I broke some rules my Mama taught me >> > > >> I
tried to hide, but now you've caught me >> > >
>> >> > > >> But I implore, I do
beseech >> > > >> Do not condemn, do not
impeach >> > > >> >> > >
>> I might have got a little tail >> > > >>
But never, never did inhale.
