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- Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Only in America]
- From: Josh Kula <kateku@pcisys.net>
- Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1998 21:07:47 -0700
> >ONLY IN AMERICA
> > ------------------------------------
> >Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
> >ambulance...
> >Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
> >skating
> >rink...
> >Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry,
> >and a
> >diet coke...
> >Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
> >to
> >the counters...
> >Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
> >driveway
> >and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
> >Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
> >have
> >call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk
> >to in
> >the first place...
> >Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> >packages
> >of eight...
> >Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process
> >so
> >well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking
> >creatures"...
> >
