The Gift
>
> Upon getting to work one morning, seventy-five
> year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that
> it his wife's birthday today. At lunch, Marvin
> goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift
> for her.
> Unfortunately, he realizes that life has been good
> and she has everything she needs. Upon passing a
> lingerie store, Marvin realizes that his wife has
> never bought any lingerie in her life. He gets the
> idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her
> feel good and young.
> Marvin goes into the store and tells the clerk to
> wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee she
> has. Marvin takes the gift and excitedly runs home
> to his wife.
> Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to
> take the gift upstairs and unwrap it. He'll wait
> in the kitchen. His wife thanks him and goes up to
> the bedroom.
> Once the package is opened she realizes that this
> is something she?s never had before. She also sees
> that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the
> imagination. She thinks for a moment and then
> decides that she'll really surprise Marvin and go
> downstairs without any clothes on at all. So she
> leaves the negligee on the bed and starts down the
> stairs stark naked. She calls out, 'Marvin, come
> out to the hallway and look.'
> Marvin walks out to the staircase, looks up at his
> wife, and exclaims, 'All that money and they
> didn't even iron it.
>
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