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Ditto on Mam's comment regarding Jpicy's living in the 90's comments!!!!
LOLOLOLOL!!!
Caroline from Canada

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> From: W & M Rose <FEARME@bigpond.com>
> To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
> Subject: Re: [MOL] joke
> Date: November 18, 1998 4:23 AM
> 
> Have you been peeking over my shoulder, Joicy? LOL
> How are you?
> Love Mam
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Becker, Joicy <Joicy.Becker@PTSEM.EDU>
> To: 'MOLers' <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
> Date: Wednesday, 18 November 1998 0:58
> Subject: [MOL] joke
> 
> 
> >Thinking of you, my friends, and sending lots of prayers your way...
> >
> >I warn you about the following: some of these are so true, they are more
> >painful than funny! But, I hope they bring a smile! Love, joicy
> >
> >Top 22 Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90's:
> >>:
> >>:  22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out
> >>: of the back seat of your car.
> >>:
> >>:  21. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do
> >>: not have e-mail addresses.
> >>:
> >>:  20. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to you
> >>bookmarks.
> >>:
> >>:  19. You have a "to do list" that includes entries for lunch and
> >>bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones  that never get crossed
> >>off.
> >>:
> >>:  18. You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
> >>:
> >>:  17. Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and
> >>capital gains.
> >>:
> >>:  16. You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
> >>:
> >>:  15. You assume the question to valet park or not is rhetorical.
> >>:
> >>:  14. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
> >>:
> >>:  13. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
> >>:
> >>:  12. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of
> >>the products don't even exist any more.
> >>:
> >>:  11. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to
> >>improve their profits.
> >>:
> >>:  10. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats
to
> >>work.
> >>:
> >>:  9. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
> >>:
> >>:  8. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a
> >>living.
> >>:
> >>:  7. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most
expensive
> >>: restaurant in town within the same week.
> >>:
> >>:  6. You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a
> >>project" are acceptable English phrases.
> >>:
> >>:  5. You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know
> >>your next door neighbors.
> >>:
> >>:  4. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday
> >>night plans.
> >>:
> >>:  3. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his
> >>ideas into a matrix.
> >>:
> >>:  2. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
> >>:
> >>:  And the number 1 sign you've had too much of the 90's:
> >>:
> >>:  1. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
> >
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